The Nerd Test

Definition of nerd: an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person, especially one
slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits... I don't know why "nerd pride" is
such a huge deal these days. While I'll admit that I did get a pretty high score," I'd still
never call myself one. Still, this test was suggested by a friend and it was pretty fun to make.
The test assumes that the normal baseline is 0. The higher that your score is, the closer that you
are to the definition above.

Part I: Computers

Part II: Academics

Part III: Acronyms
Check off an acronym if you know what it stands for

Part IV: Attire

Part V: Collections

Part VI: Lifestyle and Personality

Part VII: Knowledge

Part VIII: Conclusion

Possible Outcomes

0% - 9% = Pure
You're perfectly healthy and normal. That's good.

10% - 19% = Slight tendencies
You're not there quite yet, but you're still in a place where your score
could abruptly swing into 'nerd territory.

20% - 29% = Closeted nerd
Well Melvin, you're clearly past the point of no-return. Still, you want
to live a normal life. Despite this, everybody else can clearly tell that
deep inside you can't wait to open a Biology textbook and watch PBS.

30% - 39% = Low key nerd
You were definitely into many intellectual pursuits, but that never seemed
to impact your social life. You spent good time with both the nerds and the
'cooler' kids, and were well-known around the school.

40% - 49% = Honors student
You were the kid who saw nothing lower than an 'A' and who always made the
honor roll. When others were panicking and trying to raise their D to a C, you
were perfectly fine.

50% - 59% = Experienced convention-goer
You're everywhere. All the guys down at the Hamfest know you on a first name
basis, and you've lost count of how many ComicCons that you've attended.

60% - 69% = The smart kid who has a movie named after him
You're practically the movie-grade smart kid. You've got the neutron style, the
large cranium, and you seem to always call salt 'sodium chloride.

70% - 79% = Poindexter
At this point the question isn't even 'how low can you go.' It's about how
much that those around you can take.

80% - 89% = Human Microchip
You have transcended beyond the mortal plane of existence. Other nerds are
nothing compared you. Your complete devotion to academics and your mannerisms are
enough to turn almost anyone away from you.

90% - 100% = Nerd God

Special thanks to:

Everybody who was a beta tester
Armory's "Nerdity" test
Innergeek's "Geek Test"

The highest score is mine, at 291 points. If you scored higher, sent me an email from the link
on the about page including your score and alias to be used.

Page last updated on: Feb 27th, 2019

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