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WE ARE OUT OF IVAN'S WATER! EXPECT NEW SHIPMENTS
WHEN THE NEW MILLENNIUM ROLLS AROUND!



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      Ivan's Water - Genuine hand water from Ivan

      Why waste your $30 on GamerGirl bath water when you can spend it on Ivan's Water?
      Comes with real sweat, oils, Dorito dust, lint, nail clippings, and skin cells from the
      one and only Ivan!

      After one guy got HIV after drinking, I have to warn you to NOT drink the water. It is
      nothing more than a collectible.


     









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      The Floppy Bible - NEW for 1984!

      Have you ever thought to yourself "Man, I really wish that I could have the Bible stored on
      a bunch of floppy disks"? Too bad, because I will punt you into hell if you don't buy my newest product!
      Experience the thrill of having the entire bible spread out across four floppies! Appease your minister by
      reading with God's chosen format! Finally find a use for the computer that's been sitting in your attic for
      over 25 years! Buy it today and secure your spot in heaven!

           











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